Groaner Science Humor Contest?

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From: SFPhysics@aol.com
Date: Mon Dec 27 1999 - 10:00:50 PST 

From: SFPhysics@aol.com
Message-ID: <0.a8bf85a2.25990352@aol.com>
Date: Mon, 27 Dec 1999 13:00:50 EST
Subject: Groaner Science Humor Contest?

Eric! If it is a groaner humor contest you are running, here are two more
entries:

1. Why does beef steak have a higher energy level than hamburger?
    answer: Because, hamburger is in its ground state.

2. Heisenberg and his cat were driving down the Autobahn whereupon he was
pulled over by a policeman. The policeman asked, "Do you know how fast you
were going back there?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."

Al Sefl

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